Do you have any funny/embarrassing moments you’re willing to share?


Posts: 1
United States
4 months ago
March 24, 2018

So I read this article and it’s hilarious: The fart that (almost) altered my destiny.

 

So I was wondering if anyone else had any funny/embarrassing stories they would be willing to share?

 

 


Posts: 2
United States
4 months ago
March 24, 2018

Here is my story.

 

I'm a big guy and enjoy using the table to pop my back at restaurants. I had been doing it for years when me and my wife went out and it had become such a habit that I didn't really think much of it. However on one occasion when I pushed against the table to pop my back on the back of the seat I ripped the table off the wall. It made this loud screeching sound my wife's water glass hit the floor but I was able to catch mine before it went over. My wife is looking at me in a mixture of hatred and modification as the table is laying across our laps and I hold my glass of water aloft.

The staff and management come over to see what happens as it's a small restaurant we have like 4 or 5 people around us apologizing about the table while my wife is shooting daggers at me with her eyes. The manager asks me if I want another table and I figure at this point I'm already in enough trouble and it can't get any worse so I shoot off a smartass remark and say "no, I think we'll just stay here". It might not have been as funny as it turned out, but one of the waiters dropped to a knee and pretended to hold the table up for us like he he would sit there while we ate or something and everyone laughed.

To this day I can't pop my back in restaurants when she's there or this look of utter fear goes across her face when I forget and do it. I don't see what the big deal is, I mean it all worked out, and they even comp'd our meal....

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